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TITANIC is BULLSHIT compared to MV Wilhelm Gustloff

Im thoroughly pissed off at the continual focus on the Titanic to the detriment to truth. I just watched a documentary on Australia’s SBS where the chick with the slick British accent announces at the start that the Titanic was the greatest disaster in modern maritime history. Fucking Bullshit. About 1500 people died with Titanic. About *9000* people died in the mid 1940’s when MV Wilhelm Gustloff got hit by 3 Russian Torpedos. Most of the dead were civillians. Just like on the Titanic, only in the case of the MV, there were about 7500 more deaths than the Titanic’s mere 1500.

Lucky I have access to an uncensored internet so I can fact check the detail in these infallable documentaries on TV. Wont it be great when Conroy and his crew begin CENSORSHIP of the net in Australia very soon!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Gustloff_(ship)

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For the first 6 months you tell yourself its okay. You smile and maintain your old self confidence in the willfull suspension of disbelief. But then after year after year it destroys your soul. Severe acne, its like leperacy.

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The perfect Storm: Converging factors that threatan Australia

Women want Children, deserve children, ought to be able to have children, instead 300000 are terminating each year in order to work longer hours in order to pay the banks massive balloon about to burst mortgage of $500000 median price. Instead of having children at 23, girls grow into women who slave away for 50 years to pay an inflated mortgage that never diminishes.

Theres too much migration to Australia from China and India et al. Juxstaposed to the massive influx of migrants from the 2 billion + 1.3 Billion people in the population pool of ChIndia, with the fact that children are now too exspensive to raise in this mortgaged economy. Instead of making our own population, we grow our population with Indians. Is this a good idea?

There is no water. There is as much land in Australia as in the USA. Aussie population = 22 million: USA population = 301 million. They have more water than us. We need water. There is water in the sea. We hold 39% of the worlds Uranium in Olympic dam. We are intelligent engineers. We must use the Uranium to power Nuclear Desalination plants. One massive Desal plant per every 100KM along the circumfrence of Australia’s entire coast will be sufficient. We have Uranium to last a thousand years. We can make new population centres inland and even flood lake Eyre with Salt sea water piped in from the ocean under nuclear power.

Massive farms can be owned by families and run by mum and dad and the older kids. They will produce food for the world and biomass for vehicle fuel. The desert of Australia could realistically be transformed into a giant green forrest full of Oaks Eucalypts and Pines. The grass would be greener in the land down under. http://anticharisma.com

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Loser tries to interest beautiful girl (real)

24-02-08_1518“LOSER” Tries to Seduce/Woo Hot Babe “Susie Hornbag” Names are changed all details are verbatim including spelling mistakes, as well as dates and times. (Read from the bottom of the page up Please.) From
http://www.anticharisma.com/text_msg_log_Loser_&_Susie_Hornbag.html

 

Loser

Al i am is Loser from Hometown and al im tryna do is expres wots my heart informs me.

From: LOSER

Wish u’d pik up u fone, IM nt blind-i hav always seen da way things r, da way da world is – nd Ive always seen u never gonna hav a change of heart, but u may nt see i aint gonna hav a change of heart neither – AFter all these years dat is clear. If u had cum c me yestday, i was gonna offer u 18000$ To sleep with me. Thats my life savings. Id happily giv it al to u, if you’d help me out. Look i aint a player or sleez or a virgin – All i am is Boy-Loser

From: LOSER

R U still goin to see me at 6?

From: LOSER

Can we meet at the river?

From: LOSER

C U momday

From: LOSER

Susan

Nah sorry im workin al weekend n 2moro night.g might hav sum time sun day but not sure.

From: Susan Hornbag

18:54 2-APR-08

May i hav a sooner day?

From: LOSER

Nah im goin 2 dinner 4 a friends bday n got sum studyin 2 get thru.wot bout mon night at bout 6 or sumthin?

From: Susan Hornbag

18:43 2-APR-08

How bout 2nite 1120PM

From: LOSER

Thats great news! Thank you.

From: LOSER

Ye hi might hav sum time mon night if ur free.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:47 2-APR-08

Your right. But its what i want. 180 buks? C me like before.

From: LOSER

I cant believe u wud consider payin me 2 c u i think that is ridiculous.i don’t understand why u want 2 c me.i might hav sum time next week il hav 2 c.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:27 2-APR-08

Wot if i pay u to come c me? Would it change things? I l pay anything u want. Dat way its worthwhile for u.

From: LOSER

You’ll get complete SPACE from me wen i leave nxt thursday. In the mean time let me hang out wid u again, please just do this for me.

From: LOSER

Nah u havnt upset me at al its just a bit of space is nice bcos iv just got so mch on.

From: Susan Hornbag

10:51 1-APR-08

Iv upset u. Sory. Just always wana c ya is all.

From: LOSER

Why r u so desperate 2 c me?i kind of thought this might happen wen i met up wid u.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:05 27-MAR-08

 

 

 

Please

From: LOSER

 

Susie please

From: LOSER

 

Please can i just see u once more

From: LOSER

 

PLZ Plz plz would u come c me again

From: LOSER

 

LET me c ya

From: LOSER

 

Let mf c u

From: LOSER

 

Can i c ya?

From: LOSER

 

Ta 4 letin me kno. Hope 2 catch u up sometime

From: LOSER


Hey sorry just got home from work n pretty bugged.got 2 work at 6.30 2moro morning so shud prob get sum sleep.

From: Susan Hornbag

23:11 20-MAR-08

Can i c u 2nite after 11

From: LOSER

 

K hen. Wel take it easy at work and try not to smoke very much. K? HAHA!!

From: LOSER

Nah sorry i don’t get bak from tafe til then n i hav work so mayb another time.

From: Susan Hornbag

14:47 19-MAR-08

Hiya S. Can u come 4 a rivers walk at around 430?

From: LOSER


Hey yeh it was good catchin up wid ya 2.hav a good 1

From: Susan Hornbag

19:14 16-MAR-08

Thanks 4 coming 2dax, hope u enjoyed ur self i realy appreciate that u made te time

From: LOSER

 

Central Market?

From: LOSER

Where do u wanna meet then?

From: Susan Hornbag

12:11 16-MAR-08

WAAAY COOL!!!!

From: LOSER

Hey hav 2 go in2 town later on so do u wanna meet in town at say like 3.

From: Susan Hornbag

12:09 16-MAR-08

Come see me 2day. Wot time?

From: LOSER

LOSER: K. No probs

From: LOSER

Hey yeh sorry im workin 2night til 11 n then had plans 2 go out but i shud hav sum free time 2moro durin da day if ur free just let me no or not.take it easy.

From: Susan Hornbag

14:01 15-MAR-08

G’Day Susie. Loser. Was kinda cool speaking wid u te other nite – im sory i was at work wen u were around. should finish at 8 tnite. Drop me a lineif u got notin better to do. That coffee would b heaps good. Cheers.

From: LOSER

Hey how u doin its Susie.sorry 4 da late notice but was wonderin if u wanted 2 catch up 4 a coffee in town.

From: Susan Hornbag

20:36 12-MAR-08

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So this dude one day - hes using his computer and desctop printer and the message window pops up its from the printer and it reads “You have low ink in your cartridges and your Yellow cartridge is empty” He thinks to himself “Hang on how the fuck could that b?…Ive never printed out any colour documents at all, always black and white, there was one time I printed out something in colour but that was just the one instance…Why the messaage?” And what has happened is that no one told him but you gotta select “grey scale” in the options, in order to print black and white docs from your black ink cartridge, otherwise if you have colour selected colour docs will print in colour, but black and whit docs will print – get this: from the array of 3 colour cartridges to combine to form black ink. And He figures this out that with the huge inflated cost of genuine replacement ink cartridges hes been led down the garden path the machine is tricky by design, they could have designed it so that the printer detects its a black and wite doc and prints from the supply of black ink and detects that its a colour doc and prints from the colour ink, but no its deceptive by design in order to get you to conform to consumption patterns until you figure it out, and old Shmo here just had an epithany….Hes been getting duped all this time. The printer cost him 60$ and the sweet of 3 replacement cartridges costs 68$. What a fuckin rip off. The light goes on in Shmo’s noggin. He realises that all in all, today’s printers are faulty be design.

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Errol Flynn excluded from history

ERROL FLYNN

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Errol Flynn got into a bit of controversy back in the day, nothin bad by today’s standards, but the lasting legacy of that controversy is that the colossus that was Errol Flynn has been wiped erased from history. Lest we Forget.

Flynn was the original swashbuckler and the best. All Hollywood movies of the time attempted to cast Flynn and where they failed they attempted to cast a lead that looked close in proportion and feature to Flynn. But they never quit conveyed the essence of Flynn. Stars of the time keep cropping up on TV late at night in old black and white movies: but never Flynn. He made plenty of good movies … the best movies…Yet they are no where to be seen! Why has Flynn not been kept in the zeitgeist? Why has Errol Flynn been buried and who is responsible? Fuck Hollywood: Long Live Errol Flynn!

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poor quality docklands construction work melbourne

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Architecture

Glass Steel and Concrete – Is everyone blind?

Any city with modern buildings and publiuc works will unfortunately conform in style and and function to the current flavour of the month – so to speak, which happens to be the amazing willingness of planners and architects and society in general to accept and seemingly not notice or not care about the fact that all major buildings and public works – almost without exception are now constructed out of copious quantities of plate glass steel and concrete. Any city in the world would do for an example, but lets use Melbourne as our study material. It will become really obvious to the reader that errors have been made in the whole deal from planning and execution.

Generally urban environments ought to be safe for pedestrians. Go for a run through the city and find yourself confronted with the possibility of being seriously injured should you stumble and fall against one of the many plate glass walls and walkway barriers. These are made in sections of square glass with barely rounded edges so that the fence begins to resemble a giant serrated glass knife. Could they at least join the glass segments togeather so that the serrated quality gets nullified?!

For a long time now Melbourne’s Yarra river has been the site of protracted construction ‘efforts’. The whole waterfront experience is really dissapointing. What should be built to last a thousand years will barely last 5 years. Im not kidding! The sculptures in the walkway at Docklands are particularly dissapointing….Are they constructed of Granite? No, Marble?, no Steel or other alloy? No, No they are constructed of FIBERGLASS! White paint chipping around the circumference and base reveals fiberglass and tap your knuckles against one of these structures and sense the tackiness. The ancient Romans and Greeks did not build Aquaducts and Temples out of temporary materials like we are in our major cities in current times. The peice de resisstonce at the other end of the river, is a walkway bridge connecting Flinders street with the Yarra river opposite the Rowing Club house, which on closer inspection is observed to have been constructed so that the floor – of reclaimed wooden planks is such that no bicycles may ride over the bridge, because the planks have been spaced apart to an extent greater than most bike tyres can handle! This is not a purposely included design feature, or rather the designers did purposely design it this way, however they did not purposely set out to make a bridge that is not compatible with bicycles – for purpose of keeping bikes off the bridge or other, no, infact the designers did plan the bridge just as it is with the poorly spaced planks, however they lacked the common sense to comprehend that the unintended consequence of their design results in a safety and incompatability issue for cyclists with regard to the bridge. Why build a tax payer funded pedestrian bridge that is incompatible by design with bicycles and that bicycles cannot use? At the two entrances to the structure, the bridge displays a sign indicating that the bridge cannot be crossed by bicycles. How exasperating that this white elephant is tolerated at all! I say this since a fix is easy and the remedy would cost little.

 

Multi levels are a feature of all urban areas and ground elevations will tend to vary markedly and links between elevations are always necessary to allow access between elevations where contours are too steep. In the Yarra river side near the Ferris wheel, there is a set of stairs linking the upper level walkway with the lower riverside walkway. as a kind of hodge podge fund-cut attempt to create a trendy side walls to the stairs, the designers have put in two huge jagged steel plates with yet more sharp edges for lovers froliking at dimley lit nights to sever themselves on or for passing cyclists or joggers to have the dubious opportunity to impale themselves upon. Who exactly is responsible for this water front fuck up of epic proportions? Why is there no pretence to quality?

Further the construction time has lingered since two years ago and nothing much gets done. Much of the river front areas are more like a perpetual unmanned building sight instead of a water front to be proud of. If one wants to run South along the River side from the Exhibition centre towards the sea, one cannot travel more than 200 Meters without being completely cut off and blocked from moving forward by the presence of supposedly temporary construction barriers. You can’t run along much of the river; there is too much construction stuff in the way. Year after year. Where is the efficiency? The planners ought not to start a project and then leave it in a limbo status half way through completion.

At this point it needs to be said that although opinions vary and some people are overly picky while others dont give a stuff, it has to be said that from a common sense generalised perspective no one who sees this Yarra waterfront will deny that it is done shoddily. Its just that obvious. Its a self evident fact.

 

Seriously can modern designers stop using segmented right angle edged glass plates to construct walkway guide walls!? Near the ‘Crowne’ Hotel there is a multi level area that is seperated by a steel plate that juts out of the concrete and portrudes dangerously forward towards the progressively splitting levels of concrete surface, such that a cyclist speeding along in this dim-lit area at night may well easily fail to see both the subtlely changing split levels and the steel plate that divides them. The cyclist could ride strait into this steel plate and sustain horrific injury. Here is a prime example of the dopey brained application of the flavour of the month when it comes to modern architecture: Steel glass and concrete.

 
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helium balloon hoax falcon thingo

SO its sad that its a hoax, but whats really interesting is the use of a home made helium filled craft that actually managed to fly well, despite being constructed by dishonest (stupid) people. If idiots can make a flying machine this demonstrated the power of helium.

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THE HYBRID ZEPPELIN FIXED WING AEROPLANE - ROMANTIC AVIATION NEEDS YOU!

THE HYBRID ZEPPELIN FIXED WING AEROPLANE – ROMANTIC AVIATION NEEDS YOU!

What is aviation? The current popular attitude says aviation is freedom. Let me tell you that is wrong, wrong, a thousand times wrong! Aviation can be true flying freedom though, with this new aircraft type that offers true freedom because its easy to operate and cheap to maintain and its very safe in even unskilled hands. Infact…Yo’ moma could fly it.

Consider your options if you want to fly: And seriously this is an exhaustive and complete list, Firstly try out for your country’s air force navy or army. But most of us will not be smart enough to dux their selection process and gain a career as a military pilot. Same goes for employment in airlines through either cadetship or the traditional ‘get your hours up’ hard work approach. Like I said most of us will fail to dux the selection exams and our progress in those careers goes no further. Afterall they only take the quickest minds the fastest memories the most coordinated and the best of the best. Further suppose you become an airline pilot; airline travel thesedays means sleep deprivation conformation to schedules and a million other parameters of behaviour and action. Air traffic control can and will stuff you around giving you real beading sweat pressure which you dont need. Sometimes in busy airports a crew must wait for hours on the taxiway and then be told if they want to take off they have to do it in the next 12 minutes etc etc. Time wasted on the ground means feul is burnt unnecessarily and this costs money to the airline and then your boss back at the home port queries why you used so much fuel…Try explaining that. Serious sleep deprivation is a real safety hazard for airline pilots because they must conform to silly hours such as beginning a flight at 4am and then travelling across timezones etc etc and so it goes. These are just some of the issues that make commercial aviation anything but freedom for a commercial pilot. What then?

How about General Aviation (GA) or Sport aviation? Well thats expensive. You cant really afford your own Cessna or Piper unless you are a millionaire. And you must stay current with your skills and licences and medicals any one of these failed means your grounded. These aircraft rely on dynamic lift to fly and for that reason they must move fast to fly. Although they are small planes they are complex machines that require great knowledge to operate and dedication and disciplin and infrastructure. Your maintenance team had better know what they are doing or they will kill you. For that you must pay. You must be a millionair to participate in GA and you must be faily intelligent and disciplined or you will crash and get injured. You will also find that thesedays you need to be a lawyer just to get your head around all the air-laws that have heaped up in human culture since the 1940’s. In GA, you can’t go to the toilet without violating some law somewhere. The laws that have built up in GA have made flying safe(er) but so so so restricted and under-inspiring. So GA is too expensive and too demanding for the every-man to achieve flying freedom.

So Defence, Airlines and GA are crossed off your list of possibilities, what then? How about sport aviation?? You could fly an ultralight (Similar to GA needs discipline intelligence and money), a paramotor (Aerofoil can collapse and like icarus you fall to your death: Many paraglider pilots become paraplegic pilots). How about a trike ultralight (Not bad cost but too dangerous speed no protection around you in a crash requires skill to fly safe and somewhat suceptible to the wind), A paraglider(Same as paramotor – bad for the spine), A hot air balloon (too suceptible to the wind! too expensive too passive) A blimp or a helium airship? (Too expensive too susceptible to wind easily dominated by wind and cumbersome to store due huge size), a hang glider (Dangerous) Or a three-axis glider (High performance machine requiring money and intelligence to operate)…So what then?? Guess your dreams to be a flier have crashed and burned before they even got off the ground huh? Not quite, consider this aircraft I designed:

Semi-buoyant Helium-filled rigid framed, three axis, 4 pax, fixed wing. Cruise 40 KMH, V Max 120 KMH, V Stall 20 KMH, Vnever exceed =120 KMH ?, Ceiling 12000′, 20Hp air cooled petrol engine, reduction drive to an oversized slow rpm propeller, fuel capacity 120 Litres, Endurance 24 hours under power, Time aloft unlimited, Range 1000 km in still air, Basic empty weight 650kg, MTOW 1200kg.

hybrid zeppelin fixed wing winner!

hybrid zeppelin fixed wing winner!

This aircraft concept is a winner. All the serious drawbacks of the existing sports aircraft have been addressed in this design and most of them have been overcome to an acceptable extent. Take for example the inherent safety that this concept can boast of. Slow moving, uncomplicated technical systems, semi buoyant, but most of all, this is a great hybrid cross between the Zeplin we all know and love – but with a much reduced vulnerability to the wind and a conventional fixed wing, but with the lighter-than-air advantages of a Zeplin. The air like an acean current is 100% efficient in moving anything thats immerced within it. That means that if the air is doing 20Knots, then the Hot air balloon in the air is also doing 20Knots. Like a leaf travelling down a stream on the surface tension, the air carries whatever is in it – along with it and at the exact same pace. However the smaller and hevier and faster an object is; the less susceptible it is to the movement of a parcel of air that it resides within. For example an F16 jet can land in a higher cross wind than a Goodyear Blimp. So if we want our aircraft to experience a less exaserbated effect from the wind, we reduce the aircrafts size, increase its speed and increase its weight. Since increasing both weight and speed is undesirable for performance and fuel consumption, the best thing to do is to try to reduce the aircrafts size – particularly its profile, as much as possible. This aircraft depicted on this page is to be thought of as a sort of 45′ sailing yacht of the sky. It offers similar relaxed living space concept and equivilant travel utility to such a yacht – and it is vulnerable to the elements to a similar extent as a 45′ sailing yacht. Of course the similarities are approximate, because say a yacht can load up a few tons of cargo, while this aircraft concept is limited to a few hundred Kilos of payload, but obviously it is a similar creature to a large sailing yacht so I believe the comparison useful for visualising this machines capabilities and vulnerabilities.

Further if you managed to incorporate light weight solar panels on all upper surfaces of this aircraft you could power the windmill with solar. Imagine cruising along at 100′ and travelling from one country to another – over water it doesnt matter, you could sit on the sun deck up top and take in the view similar to travel by Zeplin or train, yet much less vulnerable to the wind because the aircraft’s profile is so much slimmer than any airship. Much of the helium storage is in the large-camber, thick-chord wings. The fuselage is entirely filled with helium sacks except for the indent at the top where the cockpit / living space is located and a tunnel that carries a ladder through the fuselage for access from the underbelly in between the undercarriage to a trapdoor between the pilot and co pilot seats (Similar set up to a B17?) and the cavity under the wing in the centre of the fuselage that contains the fuel tank and the engine. Note the engine is aft of the Cof G while the fuel tank is on it so that when the 100 odd Kilograms of fuel burns away no change in CofG will be incured. The pilot is forward of the Cof G and the pax reside in the general zone of the CofG CofPressure area. This is effective in managing longditudinal balance issues. I know its detrimental to place the cockpit/living space atop the fuselage like I did, but this is the way its supposed to be for visibility and drag reasons. If I placed the cockpit/living space in the fuselage proper then helium containing spaces would be reduced, as would visibility for the pilot and pax, while slinging an underbelly gondola underneath the wings would be practicle, but not as cool as having the upper deck configuration Ive depicted here. If lateral stability is an issue because of this, then dihedral can be nuanced into the wings. Further reasons for doing it the way I did it, is because a gondola would create a fair bit of parasite drag.

The control surfaces are large and full deflection is possible at cruise speed without structural damage occuring because this is a slow moving machine and large surfaces will be required to sufficiently control the pitch / yaw / roll characteristics.

Its negatively buoyant for two main reasons: Firstly a neutral or positive buoyancy is difficult to achieve while maintaining the lowest profile possible (Since we want to defeat the wind suceptability limitations that plauged the Zeplin, the good year blimp and hot air balloons etc) and secondly, because we want to be able to descend under gravity with idle power. Of course different weight configurations inevitably give rise to mission specific buoyancy characteristics. With the above layout the engine may be accessed if its storage cavity is incorporated with and connected to the cockpit / living space access tunnel. Since its located in the vicinity of the CofG, this would enable crew access to the engine during flight / time aloft. This is a very useful aspect.

The cockpit / living space is convertible and would have a hood that can be moved into place during cold, rainy or hot weather. Otherwise open air flying is desirable and possible due to the slow cruise speed. STOL characteristics could be enhanced by the addition of Vortex generators and wing gates, slots and slats and flaps.

CONSTRUCTION

Construction materials are undecided at this stage. I lean towards employing simple and abundant materials that cost little and need no special production processes to shape or manufacture. I would suggest ply wood and aluminium and fiberglass for the important load baring parts such as the main spar of the wing and the main frame of the fuselage and undercarriage. I dont suggest any fancy stuff like monocoque stressed skin etc. afterall this is a Zeplin with wings, so it needs to be very light yet as strong as possible and stronger where it needs it. The crew area needs hardpoints and strengthening to take the weight and the wings do need to survive in turbulence that will increase load factors. Id say a strength or +3.5 & -2.5 would be ideal and if more impressive figures can be achieved while still maintaining the performance capabilities then so much the better. Balsa wood seems applicable to these low velocity light weight designs where parts need not support great loads.

Can you imagine this aircraft below? Picture a long cylindrical fuselage, 2 metres in diameter and containing inside about 9 helium containers similar to or in fact weather balloons. Further the wings hold large amounts of helium inside as well as the fuselage and this makes the aircraft at its Basic empty weight (BEW), keen to levitate tail first into the air above. With the addition of crew and passengers, the aircraft may be untethered from the ground and can begin to taxi. With power on the big craft speeds to a mere 30KMH and rotates into a positive climb.

A conventional layout variation on the same Zeplin / fixed wing concept.

2 extra engines increase MTOW. Note the winglets to help reduce wingtip vortices.

INSPIRATION

This concept is inspired by such aircraft as the 1913 Taube, the Zepplin, the Bleriot monoplane, The Spirit of St Louis, and the giant Gotha and Handely-Page aircraft of the First World War. The aircraft is designed with the aim of achieving the excitment of a hot air balloon journey and in the same spirit as the people that tie a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and strap themselves in with a six-pack of beer, some sandwiches and a bb-gun. The complete lack of romance in modern aviation is at odds with the general notion of the golden age of flight and with the alledged freedom of flight. My ideal is that we find a way, such as this aircraft, to unteather flight from its slavery to discipline, regulation, legislation and danger. If we make simple safe cheap aircraft then we eliminate the bad things that detract from the freedom that aviation should offer to humanity.

PERFORMANCE

Of course if your facing a 40KMH head wind your ground speed will be zero KMH, however in the same situation, hot air balloons are helpless and airships are badly challenged as well. At least this hybrid aircraft has an evolutionary advantage over the hot air balloon and the airship family, because this hybrid has a more dynamic shape than normal lighter-than-air machines. Exciting maximum ceilings are within the realm of possibility with this hybrid machine, because of the known characteristic of lighter-than-air crafts to attain ceilings that in some cases reach the outer atmosphere where astronaut suites must be worn. While this hybrid machine is designed to reach 12000′ this in its own right is ultra impressive viewed from the fixed-wing aircraft perspective, as conventional fixed wing machines are no match for lighter-than-air machines in attaining max ceilings. Generally speaking, if it can float; it can climb without dynamic lift. Dynamic lift usually requires an engine to create thrust to creat the dynamic lift. Since engines eat air and air rarifies with altitude increase, even turbo engines will run out of puff and aerofoils will become less effective at altitude, because of the old dynamic lift formula which goes something like Lift = Cl 1/2 P V2 S. [Where Cl is the coeficient of lift and P (Pronounced Roe) is the air density and S is the surface area]. Because this hybrid machine has a lighter-than-air aspect to its lift generation capability, it trumps similar powered conventional fixed wing machines hands down. After all we are only talking 20HP to lift 4 people to 12000′. A conventional fixed wing machine requires 110HP to lift 2 people to a max ceiling of 10000′. And it can only stay there for a few hours at most. This hybrid can stay aloft for over 20 hours.

FUNDING

I want to see this happen, but a big financial backer with deep pockets and nerves of steel is what this concept needs before it reaches the final goal of mass production. This aircraft is more viable as a commercial venture than any other sport aircraft, because it is so safe in comparison to the current alternatives, that the legislators would allow it a new catagory of classification that reflects its improved safety. This is a vehicle that is as challenging and dangerous to operate as the family car. As far as aircraft go, that is un unprecedented posibility.

Profitability is likely. The technology is simple and when it comes to aircraft; the machine is inexpensive to produce.

INNOVATION

I have already thought up many new and groundbraking innovations that can support this hybrid machine, such as an onboard electric pump and compressed gas bottle to both inflate and deflate some or all of the Helium cells to control buoyancy just like a deep sea fish or a submarine with its ballast tanks. And a ground unit of a similar mechanism that can be used to capture back the Helium stored in the aircraft when long term storage of the aircraft is intended. Since Helium is a costly component of the aircraft, and since Helium will slowly leak into the atmosphere out of the aircraft, the ability to manipulate and control the aircraft’s Helium while not necessary is both possible and extremely exciting. Such innovation significantly reduces the aircraft’s maintenance cost and adds nuanced buoyancy control. Solar may play a role when Solar Cell efficiency increases and Cell weight decreases – as I anticipate will happen with new innovations in that industry. Another idea I have is to make a simple heat transfer system that can take the petrol engine’s wasted heat energy and direct it to the Helium Cells. This will excite the gas particles and will keep the Helium low density high volume even at high altitude – where the ambient temperature can be well below freezing. This will maximise the Helium Cells’ lift generation performance; even in high altitude rarified atmospheres.

It must be stressed that although a veritable smorgasboard of lovely technologies – particularly emmerging low cost electronic and information innovations currently exist for the taking, this aircraft is a basic and old series of technologies at heart and it could have been constructed in crude form some 106 years ago at the time of the Wright Brothers. The strange thing is that until now no one of significance has put forth this idea for serious production. Sure the odd uni student has put forth a thesis for some cargo lifter type machine with neat youtube animations, but the hybrid in the forms I have presented here on this page are unique in all history which I am proud of, since it seems Ive given the world a unique idea, but Im amazed that no one had ‘done’ this in decades past. Perhaps until now the focus has been too much on supersonic flight and so on.

COMMUNITY OPINION

Now is the time – more than any other time previously, that the community is willing to accept airships and all their derivatives. Further there is a growing tsunami of lighter-than-air and sport aircraft enthusiasts that want to see things like this hybrid become part of humanity. Aviation is now in a globalised, green-oriented post modern technologically mastered stage of evolution. We have broken the sound barier and reached into space and travelled great distances and so on. Now people want to know how they too can get into the air – not in cattle class, but in a old time golden era romantic way, where the every man or woman can join in in an activity that is currently the realm of elite specialists – pilots. Further, the emmerging open source concept is changing the way designers and engineers interact with corporations and great innovative power can be harnessed by the masses as individuals – usually through internet collaboration to create Linux and other open source projects. Hopefully the renaissance in innovative safe fun romantic aviation will be accelerated and informed by open source community collaboration.

CONCLUSION

This Hybrid Zeplin / Fixed wing aeroplane is nothing short of a magic carpet.

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