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30th November 2008 |
The community does not need you; you need the community |
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3rd December 2008 |
Charity is a business |
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8th December 2008 |
At school, they lie to you. They tell you that you can be an astronaut, but its a trick to make you work hard.. |
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17th December 2008 |
What are dreams? Feeling awake while unconcsious; surely this indicates that perception is reality? |
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20th December 2008 |
Heavy enough to be strong, light enough to be fast: this is the ratio for optimum attractiveness |
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21st December 2008 |
You have one every year, but you never knew the meaning of the Christmas tree or its origin. |
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11th January 2009 |
How will you survive in the workplace? |
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12th January 2009 |
love hurts more than pain |
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20th January 2009 |
Work to pay the rent, you're a function first & a life second; Who made these rules anyway? |
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27th January 2009 |
Few lion kings reach old age; they perrish in mortal combat fighting for territory and females. |
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28th January 2009 |
There is nothing worse than to be the victim of unquenched desire. |
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29th January 2009 |
With pessimism I offer myself the truth which I don't want to see. |
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31st January 2009 |
For the loser, love is seldom requited |
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10 February 2009 |
Be smarter. Sleep and work. Exercise socialise invest and study. |
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19th February 2009 |
Women are the judges; If you've got power they judge you well. |
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4th March 2009 |
The religeon of Capitalism; Should I believe in it? Is it true? If I work hard will I get my freedom? |
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13th March 2009 |
If david bowie had went bald; would he have enjoyed his late career success? |
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15th March 2009 |
Is the much hated phenomenon termed spam negatively impacting sales of the meet product of the same name? |
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18th May 2009 |
Generally speaking the world is in recession. How will you pay your inflated mortgage? |
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19th May 2009 |
Who knows anything anymore! No one can say anything for sure. All is unknown and uncertain. |
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24th May 2009 |
Wasted youth, how can it be claimed back once its gone. |
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31st May 2009 |
Early life glory fame wealth and power. Reality: Shame mediocrity age and weakness |
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14th June 2009 |
Susan Boyle: She didnt win because shes ugly. Shes got the wrong stuff. |
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16th June 2009 |
Individual results may will vary |
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30 June 2009 |
Whats true depends on they eyes you see with. |
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4th July 2009 |
Looks like Jacko's made a posthumorous comback |
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18th July 2009 |
Hes not a success because hes positive; Hes positive because hes a success. |
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1st August 2009 |
You gotta work to buy chocolate, you eat the cocolate; but you gotta excersise after you eat it so you dont get diabetes. Id rather not work or exersise, and just eat chocolate. But then id get diabetes. Agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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9th August 2009 |
Im glad to see Beverly Hills high school's website is now iPhone ready |
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4th September 2009 |
Glass steel and concrete is the flavour of these architectural times. Theres gotta be something better...Nanotech? |
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14th September 2009 |
The bright colours of a poisonous frog alert the snake not to eat it, similarly when a girl sees me: the acne scars and gynaecomastia alert the female dont let him fuck you, your offspring will inherit strange DNA. |
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15th September 2009 |
How can I get shares in the Federal Reserve....? Its a private comapny afterall. Maybe I should just print my own money...Nah that would be illegal. Hang on...Isnt that what the Fed does? |
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16th September 2009 |
Most people dont really have a fuckin clue about anything. |
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5th October 2009 |
Doctors dont know shit. Worse still, they think they and not you know everything. |
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6th October 2009 |
In Globalisation, theres lots of migration going on. Things will never be the same. |
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6th October 2009 |
Cheap magazines have more advertisements in them. |
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9th October 2009 |
In medievil society when crops failed, the first turned to scapegoat was the deformed and the freak.. |
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10th October 2009 |
I repell hot women like a bad smell: My loser credentials are impeccable |
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26th October 2009 |
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, VERY pissed off. - Tyler Durden |
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27th October 2009 |
All those Facebook "friends" that dont answer your communications: delete them from your friends list. Its not against the law. |
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