"LOSER" Tries to Seduce/Woo Hot Babe "Susie Hornbag" Names are changed all details are verbatim including spelling mistakes, as well as dates and times. (Read from the bottom of the page up Please.)

Loser

Al i am is Loser from Hometown and al im tryna do is expres wots my heart informs me.

From: LOSER

Wish u’d pik up u fone, IM nt blind-i hav always seen da way things r, da way da world is – nd Ive always seen u never gonna hav a change of heart, but u may nt see i aint gonna hav a change of heart neither – AFter all these years dat is clear. If u had cum c me yestday, i was gonna offer u 18000$ To sleep with me. Thats my life savings. Id happily giv it al to u, if you’d help me out. Look i aint a player or sleez or a virgin – All i am is Boy-Loser

From: LOSER

R U still goin to see me at 6?

From: LOSER

Can we meet at the river?

From: LOSER

C U momday

From: LOSER

Susan

Nah sorry im workin al weekend n 2moro night.g might hav sum time sun day but not sure.

From: Susan Hornbag

18:54 2-APR-08

May i hav a sooner day?

From: LOSER

Nah im goin 2 dinner 4 a friends bday n got sum studyin 2 get thru.wot bout mon night at bout 6 or sumthin?

From: Susan Hornbag

18:43 2-APR-08

How bout 2nite 1120PM

From: LOSER

Thats great news! Thank you.

From: LOSER

Ye hi might hav sum time mon night if ur free.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:47 2-APR-08

Your right. But its what i want. 180 buks? C me like before.

From: LOSER

I cant believe u wud consider payin me 2 c u i think that is ridiculous.i don’t understand why u want 2 c me.i might hav sum time next week il hav 2 c.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:27 2-APR-08

Wot if i pay u to come c me? Would it change things? I l pay anything u want. Dat way its worthwhile for u.

From: LOSER

You’ll get complete SPACE from me wen i leave nxt thursday. In the mean time let me hang out wid u again, please just do this for me.

From: LOSER

Nah u havnt upset me at al its just a bit of space is nice bcos iv just got so mch on.

From: Susan Hornbag

10:51 1-APR-08

Iv upset u. Sory. Just always wana c ya is all.

From: LOSER

Why r u so desperate 2 c me?i kind of thought this might happen wen i met up wid u.

From: Susan Hornbag

11:05 27-MAR-08

Please

From: LOSER

Susie please

From: LOSER

Please can i just see u once more

From: LOSER

PLZ Plz plz would u come c me again

From: LOSER

LET me c ya

From: LOSER

Let mf c u

From: LOSER

Can i c ya?

From: LOSER

Ta 4 letin me kno. Hope 2 catch u up sometime

From: LOSER

Hey sorry just got home from work n pretty bugged.got 2 work at 6.30 2moro morning so shud prob get sum sleep.

From: Susan Hornbag

23:11 20-MAR-08

Can i c u 2nite after 11

From: LOSER

K hen. Wel take it easy at work and try not to smoke very much. K? HAHA!!

From: LOSER

Nah sorry i don’t get bak from tafe til then n i hav work so mayb another time.

From: Susan Hornbag

14:47 19-MAR-08

Hiya S. Can u come 4 a rivers walk at around 430?

From: LOSER

Hey yeh it was good catchin up wid ya 2.hav a good 1

From: Susan Hornbag

19:14 16-MAR-08

Thanks 4 coming 2dax, hope u enjoyed ur self i realy appreciate that u made te time

From: LOSER

Central Market?

From: LOSER

Where do u wanna meet then?

From: Susan Hornbag

12:11 16-MAR-08

WAAAY COOL!!!!

From: LOSER

Hey hav 2 go in2 town later on so do u wanna meet in town at say like 3.

From: Susan Hornbag

12:09 16-MAR-08

Come see me 2day. Wot time?

From: LOSER

LOSER: K. No probs

From: LOSER

Hey yeh sorry im workin 2night til 11 n then had plans 2 go out but i shud hav sum free time 2moro durin da day if ur free just let me no or not.take it easy.

From: Susan Hornbag

14:01 15-MAR-08

G’Day Susie. Loser. Was kinda cool speaking wid u te other nite – im sory i was at work wen u were around. should finish at 8 tnite. Drop me a lineif u got notin better to do. That coffee would b heaps good. Cheers.

From: LOSER

Hey how u doin its Susie.sorry 4 da late notice but was wonderin if u wanted 2 catch up 4 a coffee in town.

From: Susan Hornbag

20:36 12-MAR-08