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Thank you financial crisis...

Can I just take this opportunity to thank the world wide economic crash. I was beginning to grow weary of the tiresome sight of affluent housewives gathering in mothers' groups to drive their Range Rovers, Lexus RX330s or Mercedes G wagons, to the boutique cafe strips and collectively shovel giant loads of organic salad into their affluent effluent botoxed mouths.

I walk past and cannot help overhear snippets of the convo..."Taking the teens to los angeles next week." Oh what a lark...Pity the fake wealth is as inflated as those bosoms lady! Then again, the smart investors who jumped off at the peak several months ago are now sitting pretty and I expect would having nothing to do but sit around in cafes all day sipping coffee and playing chess. Of course the smart investors earnt their right to be idle. The credit bingers on the other hand: Fate has one thing in store for them: work work and more work!